Imagine finally getting the rest you deserve. Imagine Sleeping in the same bed as your partner (and loving it). Imagine waking up feeling refreshed and energized so you can take on any challenge that life wants to throw at you. 

Turns out there’s a weird hack to make this all come true: Mouth taping 

Sounds pretty crazy right? Well here are 8 reasons why it really works...

Skeptical? 

It’s true. Mouth breathing is the root of all evil…. 

Right about now, you're probably scratching your head, giving this screen a side-eye, and wondering if I've lost a few marbles suggesting you slap a piece of tape over your mouth. I get it, this sounds like a practical joke or a plot for a silent movie! 

But here's the twist - your body is a huge fan of nose breathing. It's like a groupie at a rock concert, holding a sign saying, "Nose breathing rocks! Mouth breathing sucks!" - It’s how the body is designed. 

So before you dismiss the tape idea as a gag (pun intended), remember this - nose breathing is the fun uncle that brings all the gifts to the party and mouth breathing is the grandma that knits you the itchy Christmas sweater. However, not all mouth tape is created equal. There is only one superhero in this story.

Once upon a time, our brave buddy James Nestor embarked on a daring experiment at the grand Stanford University Medical Center. His mission? To switch lanes and become a mouth-breather, 24/7. 

Ten days into this oral respiration rodeo, things started going south. James began to snore louder than a freight train, developed sleep apnea, and his blood oxygen levels dipped lower than a limbo stick at a beach party. It was a wild, not-so-wonderful ride. 

But lo and behold, just as things were looking grim, in swooped the dynamic duo of nose breathing and mouth taping. This totally reversed the effects of mouth breathing in a matter of days. So how does this apply to you?

Ready for a life makeover? 

Fasten your seat belts because we're about to launch into the realms of energized mornings, partner-cuddling nights, minty-fresh breath, and photo-ready looks. And no, you don't have to sell your soul or rob a bank for it. Picture this - You wake up feeling more juiced than a power-packed smoothie, with energy to conquer the world. 

You are finally able to slide back under the sheets with your partner and... have a pillow fight? Get your head out of the gutter. 

You can finally slay the bad breath dragon and improve your dental health so you can finally look your dentist in the eyes. In a nutshell, we're talking about life-changing sleep, folks. 

So, get ready for the overnight transformation that will leave your mirror asking, "Is that you?"

Whether you're growing one like Gandalf or dopplgang’ing Dumbledore it doesn’t really matter. PAPTAPE was made with bushy beards in mind! 

You don’t have to stop larping as a “lumbersexual” just because you want a good night's sleep. 

Slap this stuff on the whiskers and we guarantee it will be there when you wake up. 

“Why not buy the cheap stuff?” Glad you asked. If you’re reading this you’re probably a stud. And that means a strong jaw… a bushy beard or possibly both. 

So the flaccid pharma tape just doesn't stand a chance… mediocre mouth tape holds like a sandcastle in a hurricane. 

Forget that fluff you need the stuff that stays. So stiffen that upper lip and use the stronger stuff fit for a sexy stud like you (the ladies also love it). 

Don’t go cheap… go with PAPTAPE and do this right. 

“But doesn’t strong mean painful??” 

Heck No, this isn't some torture device! This stuff is as comfortable as those silk boxers you secretly slip into for a sexy Saturday night. PAPTAPE is so comfortable you'll honestly forget it’s even there - kinda like that weird friend on the bus (sorry Sammy). 

So, save those cheap thrills for the discount candy aisle and invest in the strongest most comfortable mouth tape on the planet. Your body will thank you!

Spoiler alert! Mouth taping ain’t all that new (sorry TikTok). Nope, it's been around longer than your grandma's secret cookie recipe… only difference was no one was really talking about it… 

Cause unlike your Grandma the mouth taping manufacturers couldn't figure it out… 

Until now. We rebuilt the mouth-taping “recipe” from the ground up. And now we've revolutionized the mouth-taping industry forever. 

This isn't just a roll of sticky stuff. PAPTAPE is the tape of all tapes that will hug your face and give you the sleep that you deserve. 

Our secret recipe has resulted in a tape that's as comfortable as those silk boxers, as strong as a bodybuilder's bicep, and as easy to use as a toothbrush. 

Scared to put it on your mouth?

"Is this for real?" You're probably questioning if this Hostage Tape hullabaloo is worth your dime or just another harebrained scheme. 

We're so sure of our beloved Hostage Tape, we'd bet our grandma's secret cookie recipe on it. Each package comes with a 30-day money back guarantee. 

Join the thousands of people that are reaping the benefits of this nasal breathing revolution. They're experiencing sleep so good; it's like they've stumbled upon the fountain of dreams. So, join the parade, and prepare for some life-changing slumber!